I like to avoid awkward situations...

And sometimes I will go the long way home to avoid them. Take yesterday for example.

I was pulling out of Buylow, just finishing some grocery shopping. Windows were down, it was a beautiful day outside. As I was pulling up to the light to turn left, I saw the hobo man who I'm pretty sure is not a real hobo and now that the weather is nice he has come to claim his spot. Last summer he was there all the time! It's a red light. So I'm thinking...if I stay in this lane I will have to quickly roll up my window and awkwardly sit in my car right next to him. Pretending that I didn't see him of course. Instead of doing that I quickly changed lanes, turned right and took the longer way home. Sounds a little silly but I got to ride home with my window still down and bypassed that awkward situation. Go me. 

Eyebrows

Over the past couple of weeks I have gotten compliments on my eyebrows.
Me? I just think that's a weird compliment. It happened one time while I was doing baptisms. After I was done with all of my names, the cute old man told me that I had nice eyebrows.

"Thank you? Yours are nice and caterpillar like?"

Last time happened just last week when I was working on a patient. I was in the middle of cleaning their teeth when they said, "this might be weird of me to say...but you have lovely eyebrows."

Again with the awkward compliment.