Random

I was reading a fellow bloggers' page that had some pretty funny thoughts that she had found. I felt like I needed to share some of them with you because they made me laugh and everyone needs a good laugh once in awhile!

• Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.


• I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.


• LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".


• I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!


• While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.


• MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.


• Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!


• If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.


• You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.


• I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.


• I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.


• As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.


• Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.


• I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call


• I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

Also....I must be out of the loop or something, but I was just informed by a friend at work that Downeast sells jeans. Amazing jeans. My favorite kind of jeans. That are really hard to find. Did anyone else know this?

I'm going jean shopping!